Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

~*Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus*~

Got this very hilarious email from my colleague. It discerns the differences about man and woman.

Thought i'd share with you for your light-friday-reading pleasure.

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Woman as explained by a Radio Operator

Man : Operates with one switch..on and off whenever necessary

Woman: Too damn complicated. You gotta really learn and study to know which switch to hit. And although you thought you've mastered the keys, malfunctions may occur and the whole system may go haywire.

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Woman as explained by a military tactitian

Man: You assign them a task, they go Straight to the point. Mission is accomplished in the shortest time possible.

Woman: Normally deviates from the actual action plan. Give her ample time if you need her to complete a task.

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Woman as explained by a physicist

i dun agree with the fact that woman = problems. We women find men = troubles too.

Fact: It's the opposite attracts issue and it would take a long time for us to evolve and understand each other.

That's why Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus is still selling like hot-cakes.

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Woman as explained by a Chemist

Yeah, we have affinities towards rocks like diamonds and other precious stones - namely ruby, sapphires (pink especially), amethyst, etc, .

We very much enjoy the fact that we would have accumulated heaps of such stones over the years as our personal value evolve with time.

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Woman as explained by a Mathematician

haha! i have no freaking idea if this is true. Gotta ask my mum and grandma for their opinions.