China-man

~*~*~*China-man*~*~*~

Last night's topic with the girls while having a cuppa at Flasher's Bean Coffee Bean was all about China-man and anything Cina-mali.

Which reminds me of this dialogue i came across when i was running to and fro during an event at work. It was one of the most funny conversations i've ever overheard. I couldnt quite contain myself actually.

You've gotta tune in to this dialogue between 2 very Cina-mali colleagues of mine.

Please note that i've obtained consents from both of them before I published this post. And there was no intention whatsoever to offend anyone. Also, they are PROUD to be a Chinamen themselves. Look if you're offended, it may be that you think that being a China-man is not a good thing. So, you may be the one who discriminates okie?

Introducing CM1

Introducing CM2

Says one Chinaman to another..

CM1: Wei, u knoe why u look so Cina-man ar?
CM2: No leh, why ar?
CM1: It's the way u dress la! aiyer
CM2: Eh, how i dress la?
CM1: See la, u wear the tie-pin liddat. So cina-man look! tsk tsk





-_-

I had to stop what i was doing to try to decipher what CM1 was trying to tell CM2. It was so damn funny. Coming from one Cina-mali to another. Apa-lah!

I was flabbergasted...

And so i said..

Carrie: HAh! Who are u to tell him that he looks like a China-man dude?
CM1: He looks like one wat. Look at his tie-pin? The flower? Aiyoh!
Carrie: Eh hello. You also China-man wat.
CM1: Yalor. I know i am. But i'm much better than him la. I'm less China-man.
Carrie: Yeah, you have improved heaps since u met me tailo. Now, it's time to funk up the hairdo ya. :P
CM1: Thanks thanks. *blush*

China-man - why you love them
you like them becoz they're so damn practical and do not fuss about what they wear or what you wear. So you needn't worry about your china-man complaining about your looks.

China-man - why you hate them
you hate them coz they do not give a damn even when you painstakingly doll yourself up for them - don't bother, they wouldn't have noticed anyway! They're more concerned about how much the dress cost than how good you look in it.

China-man, do you love them? or hate them?