CHOCOLATE is better than SEX

~*~*~*Chocolate IS better than Sex*~*~*~

Was at MPH the other day when I stumbled upon this joke book, Jokes for Star. Flipped to a page and found some of the points so engagingly funny that i just have to share with you.

Chocolate is better than Sex

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. 'If you love me you’ll swallow that' has meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even if it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate even when you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9. The word 'commitment' doesn’t scare the chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during work hours without upsetting your colleagues.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.

14. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

15. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. You can fondle chocolates in supermarkets…so you know how firm it is before you decide to take it home.

20. A chocolate will always respect you in the morning.

Isn't chocolate the most amazing thing? Now, i'm off to get some chocolates to make myself happy. I'm working today when most ppl are on leave due to the installation of our new Agong. I need more Godiva!